[Fortunately, Reno has no shame and when he sees Tseng wavering he goes for the other man's crotch, applying his gentle massage.]

I could bend you over the table...you'd still be watching the screen...unless you close your eyes, then you'd have to be punished.

(ooc: arg. sorry for the epic fail these past few days, one of the transformers in our neighborhood blew and it took a while before someone was able to come out and fix it. Admittedly there was a nice light show, but sheesh. Then my family came so I might be a little slow.)