[The chair or Tseng's lap, it's really no contest and he picks Tseng's lap.]

[Drops his head back to rest against Tseng's shoulder and looks up at the other Turk's face.] All in all not a bad birthday. I gave Rufus some over-the-hill gag stuff he'll probably throw away. I had to gimp my way outta the room really fast...you didn't see that did ya?