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Guess that Mr. Van Shrike was right and I will end finding lost cats as well. ~~Not a word, Perry.~~

So..there was this little pal on the alley next to the police station, and I know that he been there for a few days. I think that he's too small to be on his own, even if I saw him growling to a bigger dog who was annoying a kid and well...I took him to the vet and he said that he's just fine, even if he has only one eye left, and now that he had all his puppy shots and it's vaccinated so..

..you wanted a pet, Hattori?

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I saw worse things. You will see them too if you stay here for long, Perry.

I will tell you when you're ready~

I imagine, but that doesn't make it any less fucking weird. Between this and Tony Stark looking like Harry, I'm thinking the universe is running out of ideas for people.

Oh good.

This place connect worlds, maybe you and I exist in another of this parallel universes. Who's Harry? The universe is mad.

That's a possibility. Though if I dwell on it for too long my head might implode.

Harry's the idiot magician I told you about. He's my business partner.

That would be so messy...

Oh, him. And he looks like Mr. Stark....I'm even more sorry for you now.

It'll have to wait until my maid's back, at the very least.

Minus the beard and half a finger and Stark could be his twin. Should I ask why?

That's very considerate form you.

I was just joking, Mr. Stark is all sort of special..er..half finger,really? Tell him that biting his nails is a really bad habit.

Persian rugs cost a lot, I'd hate to stain mine.

Special usually means bad. I'll be sure to do that.

Finally a man with good taste.

Oh, you caught me. What happened to his finger? I'm curious now.

I certainly like to think so.

Somehow a door cut off his finger, I'm not sure how he managed that, and then a dog ate it.

Yes, but people like you and me are rare.

.......

That's why the world is a hellhole.

Honestly. You can't make shit like that up.

Not always but..yeah, sadly. Gotta have to change that.

No, one probably can't. Please, remember me why are you two together?

I'd be content with convincing people not to wear sneakers with suits.

I ask myself that everyday. I must be a fucking saint.

It's a start.

I can practically see the halo.

One small step for common sense, one giant leap for mankind.

I do my best to keep it polished.

Ahahha, yes.

Looks good on you.

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