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That awkward moment when you are trapped in a house with your mother and you realize killing her is not and option because most of the people you know are detectives.

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Bad day, I'm assuming?

She's driving me nuts. Now I remember why I decided to live in japan.

Shit, and I thought my mother was annoying.

No joke...mine is something special.

I bet. How long do you have to stay with her?

I'm in London with her, but we are traveling to Japan in a few days to spend the Christmas with my dad. We will be together around a month.

Good luck, pal.

Thanks Tommy, it won't be easy.

How are you doing?

I've often heard that bribery is a good way to get people to turn a blind eye to criminal acts...

You are with me in this one, uhm?

Well, you know that your mother and I don't exactly see eye to eye...

I can't exactly blame you.

Well, you're always welcome to sneak out and come spend some time at the estate.

Such a tempting offer. I might do that.

We have cookies~♥

Hmmm...

What sort of cookies?

Oh, all kinds! Cinnamon cookies, sugar cookies, ginger snaps, thumbprint cookies, oatmeal cookies, and chocolate chip, of course!

Winry and I have been rather busy in the kitchen, as of late.

Sounds delightful. Christmas is really the best time to do that sort of food.

Does she live with you now too?

Winry's been teaching me how to bake pies, and I've shown her how to make Christmas Cake.

Oh, um... well, she was before. But they all had to go back to Amestris. They're all just visiting for the holidays now.

I know how tempting it is, but do your best not to kill her. Getting together a bail fund for you could be difficult.

Are you sure? I have rich friends.

Well, in that case, try not to be too obvious about it.

Me? Obvious? Please, Arthur...is like you don't know me at all.

Of course. I should know that you'd be subtle about it by now.

And I will burn all the proofs too.

Good to know that you're thorough.

Of course I am, I work for the law remember?

Which is of course how you intend on getting around it.

Well....Who would suspect of me?

No one, of course. How could the law ever suspect one of their best and brightest?

Oh, now you are just flattering me. Please, stop.

You're going to make me bluish.

Having trouble, Hakuba?

Well....family, you know?

What happened, if I might ask?

She is being herself.

Basically, that means that she criticizes my mere existence.

Ah. That does sound rather difficult to put up with. Is there any way to avoid her?

No.

More's the pity, then.

She is a really special kind of mother, what can I say?

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