[Accidental voice post]

[clockmaster]

[Sounds of a door closing and Hakuba's voice]

"Tadaima."

[A silence follows as he's waiting for someone to reply 'okaeri' but nothing happens. Sounds of an small animal running]

"Chu! Chu!"
"Hey, Irene. You're all alone at home?"
"Chu, chu, chu~"
"I see."

[Footsteps and another door opening. Long pause]

"Akako... my love... what are you... uh, doing?"

[Akako's voice, purposely sweet and seductive, as only she can do]

"Waiting for you to get home, of course~"
"In... that outfit?"
"I could take it off, if you please~"

[Sound bags hitting the floor, quick footsteps crossing, and the rustling of clothes as he picks her up and kisses her vigorously. Some moans follow before the recording cuts out]

Comments

2/4

[stripping.livejournal.com]

3/4

[stripping.livejournal.com]

4/4

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Turn off your microphone!

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I wasn't even recording that like you did with the video it just...I don't know, it was already recording when I got home...Irene must be pushed a button by accident...it's not funny Tyki.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

we didn't wanted to make it public!....and human mating is all the year.

Re: 4/4

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

...too late, but thanks.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I think I'm traumatized for life.

[pandorabox]

How the heck do you push the record button on accident during sex?

[eboshimustdie.livejournal.com]

Keep it to spring.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Of course it is. And quite adorable, too.

It could have been worse - you have to admit that.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

If you don't anything productive to say, you can go.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

... Why would she do that--?! That wretched animal

............

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Oh please. Grow up.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Name the child Rufus, it'll get it places.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

No, busy with my girlfriend, but looking at you is making me cold, princess.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Don't call me "Princess". It's getting old.

You're "busy with your girlfriend"? Now? Ugh.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Rufus? Nah, I want to give my non future child a name with some class at least.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

We can't it's in our nature.

[thelastsolidor.livejournal.com]

Hakuba, Miss Akako? Are you under attack?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Ey I'm not that bad at...

It wasn't on purpose!

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Ehm....no, no. Larsa, don't worry.

We are just fine.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I don't even know for sure if was her...and just..don't scare her.

....[some curses in italian]

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

....adorable?

At least is not a video post...I would die if one of those is posted.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

... fine. I won't. But if it was her...

.... [totally speechless Akako]

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

I am not having children.