Saguru Hakuba

[Hakuba is in his desk, reading and trying his best to ignore his opposite. The mentioned twin is sitting in the bed, holding a pillow with the ShinRa logo and looking bored as hell. Out of the blue he says:]

Why don't we make out?

[Very slowly, Hakuba turns to face him, eyes wide.]  Wha...we are not Henry DeTamble.

And? It's not technically cheating. Maybe it counts as masturbation...I wonder what Dr. Freud would think.

[The video is cut before Hakuba 's reply is hear but by the look on his face you can imagine that it's not a nice one.]

[The camera turns on and we can the Hakuba's pet, Irene, waving at the camera. She wears an obi around her rounded tummy and there's a sparkler fireworks in his right paw. When she's sure that she got people's attention Irene starts to dance. ]

Irene? What are you doing? We need to go to the temple. [Hakuba walks into the room, he wears a blue royal blue Kimono, and looks at her with amusement.]

Chu! Chu chu chuu! [Hakuba blinks and then he notices the camera.]

Ah, I see. [The boy smiles, holding her up and looking at the camera.] Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu!


[ooc: Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu= Happy new year in japanese. :3]

[ooc: Hakuba is still on the hospital, his parents are driving him crazy. The three of them can reply to the people who comment here, have fun with Saguru's meanie mommy.]

[There's a soft click and low voices fighting in the background. One of them is feminine and even if she seems calm, there is a dangerous tone in her voice that reflects how pissed she is. The other voice is from a man, less aggressive and far away more cheerful than the woman's but he sounds tense as well.

Something along the lines of 'he's not dying, why did I have to come here, I have work to do in London' is heard before a heavy sigh comes from another voice, Hakuba's, once and the mic cuts off.]

[Mic on. Recording started.]

Since you’re as busy as always and our meeting couldn’t be arranged, I will do that for you.

[There's a pause and then the song Toss the Feathers by the Coors is played]

[The song ends, then Hakuba’s voice is heard]

I know that you hate this date, but…. happy birthday mother.

-Click-

[Recording end. Mic off.]