Saguru Hakuba

[Hakuba is in his desk, reading and trying his best to ignore his opposite. The mentioned twin is sitting in the bed, holding a pillow with the ShinRa logo and looking bored as hell. Out of the blue he says:]

Why don't we make out?

[Very slowly, Hakuba turns to face him, eyes wide.]  Wha...we are not Henry DeTamble.

And? It's not technically cheating. Maybe it counts as masturbation...I wonder what Dr. Freud would think.

[The video is cut before Hakuba 's reply is hear but by the look on his face you can imagine that it's not a nice one.]

[Hakuba is in his room, still a dog, with the laptop in the floor in front of him as he tries to type. His pet Irene is playing with a red ball behind him.]

it's jsut like the la$t time, they're tryign to kill themphselves. Tatsumy tri3d to reach the oens who di3d but he cn't do it.

dealign with a pis-sed god of death iyt's hard as human, ash dog it's imp'ossible. [He pauses and scratches his ear with a paw. Stupid doggie instincts.] th3y better b alrijht b3cau$e...

[Irene's red ball bounces near him, his ears go up and he disappears from the view, trying to catch the ball. He's back a few minutes later, thanks to god for all the fur that hides his blush.]

I wan-t my b0dy back.

[See Hakuba.  See Hakuba in a Japanese garden, with a red mark on her cheek, caressing his hawk Watson.]

I guess I'm officially single. [The boy pets the bird and Watson makes a happy sound. He smiles.] You are the only woman I need in my life anyway.