[Accidental video post] Because somone needed to do it

[clockmaster]

[Hakuba is in his desk, reading and trying his best to ignore his opposite. The mentioned twin is sitting in the bed, holding a pillow with the ShinRa logo and looking bored as hell. Out of the blue he says:]

Why don't we make out?

[Very slowly, Hakuba turns to face him, eyes wide.]  Wha...we are not Henry DeTamble.

And? It's not technically cheating. Maybe it counts as masturbation...I wonder what Dr. Freud would think.

[The video is cut before Hakuba 's reply is hear but by the look on his face you can imagine that it's not a nice one.]

Comments

[grey_grief]

Do I need to come in and chaperone you two?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Chaperone? Why? I don't think you would like to watch us while doing that, right?

No but you can come here and kill him.

[grey_grief]

Cousin 2, no I would not like to watch. My purpose there would be to stop you.

Cousin 1, I'll get my gun.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

But he's going to like it, I'm a very good kisser!...uh, well so is him. Everybody wins!

We can't do it in my room, blood is a pain to clean.

[grey_grief]

No, I would think he would loose as he clearly has no interest in the matter.

Shall we take him out behind the house then? I can always go execution style, clean shot to the base of the skull.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...I'm glad mine never thought of that.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Yours was a creepy mofo, Issei.

Shut up!...yeah, you was lucky. Mine speak his mind.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't want to be raped by anyone, including people that look like me.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

[Hakuba 2# pouts frowns.]I never said 'rape', I said kissing!

And you think I want?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Hakuba, leave him alone. He's your opposite, so if you want to kiss him, he doesn't want to be kissed by you.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Don't bother.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[oceanicbutterfly]

It isn't as interesting as you might expect.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I'm a very good kisser, so is him. Everybody wins.

And I'm horny damn it.

[oceanicbutterfly]

With a virus like this, one of you is probably terrible.

[pandorabox]

. . .

2/2 surprise!

[pandorabox]

... seriously? Augh, now I can't get that image out of my head!

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

You are a pervert.

Wanna join us Kaito? The thief and the detective, I'm sure your fangirls will love it.

[pandorabox]

...............................

No. No, not just no. Hell no.

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

[Naoto is just... staring. Opposite Naoto is staring, too.]

Do it. Right now.

Don't encourage them!

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

[Now Hakuba is starind back at you two. Opposite Hakuba giggles.]

Fine! [He moves to kiss Hakuba and that break the confused spell eh was in.] EY Ey what are you..stopmmmhhpm!

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

[Both Naoto's cover their mouths: the real one does so in horror, the doppleganger does so in order to suppress a squeal of delight!]

Omigawd! I can't believe you actually did it! Iyaaaaaan~ So bold!

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I can do it again!

No you cannot! GET OF ME!

don't wanna....

[video]

[fearthehuszarok.livejournal.com]

[Hungary#1 stares and blushes. The other one stares as well, and is the first to open her mouth.]

Waaaaay gross!

Re: [video]

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Is not!

I agree.