[Accidental video post] Because somone needed to do it

[clockmaster]

[Hakuba is in his desk, reading and trying his best to ignore his opposite. The mentioned twin is sitting in the bed, holding a pillow with the ShinRa logo and looking bored as hell. Out of the blue he says:]

Why don't we make out?

[Very slowly, Hakuba turns to face him, eyes wide.]  Wha...we are not Henry DeTamble.

And? It's not technically cheating. Maybe it counts as masturbation...I wonder what Dr. Freud would think.

[The video is cut before Hakuba 's reply is hear but by the look on his face you can imagine that it's not a nice one.]

Comments

[grey_grief]

Do I need to come in and chaperone you two?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...I'm glad mine never thought of that.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Chaperone? Why? I don't think you would like to watch us while doing that, right?

No but you can come here and kill him.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Yours was a creepy mofo, Issei.

Shut up!...yeah, you was lucky. Mine speak his mind.

[grey_grief]

Cousin 2, no I would not like to watch. My purpose there would be to stop you.

Cousin 1, I'll get my gun.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't want to be raped by anyone, including people that look like me.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Don't bother.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

But he's going to like it, I'm a very good kisser!...uh, well so is him. Everybody wins!

We can't do it in my room, blood is a pain to clean.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

[Hakuba 2# pouts frowns.]I never said 'rape', I said kissing!

And you think I want?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[grey_grief]

No, I would think he would loose as he clearly has no interest in the matter.

Shall we take him out behind the house then? I can always go execution style, clean shot to the base of the skull.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It isn't as interesting as you might expect.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I'm a very good kisser, so is him. Everybody wins.

And I'm horny damn it.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Hakuba, leave him alone. He's your opposite, so if you want to kiss him, he doesn't want to be kissed by you.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

It was just and idea, I will find someone else.

Baaya will complain if we make a mess in the garden.

I'm not going anywhere with you two.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Fine, I will find someone else.


What are you doing now?

[grey_grief]

Go make out with Naoto-nii's twin then. Koizumi would be the one to kill you for that one.

True... do you have a tarp we can put down?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Naoko don't let me go near her.

I can find one.

I will shoot you two.

[oceanicbutterfly]

With a virus like this, one of you is probably terrible.

[grey_grief]

Hattori then.

Shouldn't be too hard.

And I will shoot you back; you know I have no qualms pulling a gun on my real cousin.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Sitting at home on my computer, why?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

.....



..I didn't thought about that.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I can worldhop her...

NO, you CAN'T!

[pandorabox]

. . .

2/2 surprise!

[pandorabox]

... seriously? Augh, now I can't get that image out of my head!