[Accidental video post] Because somone needed to do it

[clockmaster]

[Hakuba is in his desk, reading and trying his best to ignore his opposite. The mentioned twin is sitting in the bed, holding a pillow with the ShinRa logo and looking bored as hell. Out of the blue he says:]

Why don't we make out?

[Very slowly, Hakuba turns to face him, eyes wide.]  Wha...we are not Henry DeTamble.

And? It's not technically cheating. Maybe it counts as masturbation...I wonder what Dr. Freud would think.

[The video is cut before Hakuba 's reply is hear but by the look on his face you can imagine that it's not a nice one.]

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[grey_grief]

Do I need to come in and chaperone you two?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Chaperone? Why? I don't think you would like to watch us while doing that, right?

No but you can come here and kill him.

[grey_grief]

Cousin 2, no I would not like to watch. My purpose there would be to stop you.

Cousin 1, I'll get my gun.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

But he's going to like it, I'm a very good kisser!...uh, well so is him. Everybody wins!

We can't do it in my room, blood is a pain to clean.

[grey_grief]

No, I would think he would loose as he clearly has no interest in the matter.

Shall we take him out behind the house then? I can always go execution style, clean shot to the base of the skull.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

It was just and idea, I will find someone else.

Baaya will complain if we make a mess in the garden.

I'm not going anywhere with you two.

[grey_grief]

Go make out with Naoto-nii's twin then. Koizumi would be the one to kill you for that one.

True... do you have a tarp we can put down?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Naoko don't let me go near her.

I can find one.

I will shoot you two.

[grey_grief]

Hattori then.

Shouldn't be too hard.

And I will shoot you back; you know I have no qualms pulling a gun on my real cousin.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I don't like Hattori and god knows where he is.

No. Moriarty can always kill him..but he is conflicted because he's programed to protect me and this thing looks like me.

I hate you, pig headed.

[grey_grief]

God can keep him as far as I'm concerned.

Laws of Robotics kicking us in the rear again. Well, that's what I'm here for at least.

And I hate you too, so I believe we're even on that front, don't you?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

It will still be messy.

[Twin Hakuba will just...stick out his tongue at you, that's mature yes.]

[grey_grief]

Generally execution style shots are fairly... well, not bloodless, but not as bloody as a gut shot or a point blank to the heart.

[And she's ignoring you now twin]

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I am aware, detective remember.

[>:/]

[grey_grief]

And I'm the one that's actually shot people. Like Ryudo-san.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Don't remind me.

That's the cousin I like...unless you are shooting me, that's is.

[grey_grief]

Not as though I had a choice, Cousin Saguru. At least I was too tired to aim properly when he broke in.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Learn to do it better, killing is not that hard.

You, hush.