Saguru Hakuba

[Hakuba is in his room, still a dog, with the laptop in the floor in front of him as he tries to type. His pet Irene is playing with a red ball behind him.]

it's jsut like the la$t time, they're tryign to kill themphselves. Tatsumy tri3d to reach the oens who di3d but he cn't do it.

dealign with a pis-sed god of death iyt's hard as human, ash dog it's imp'ossible. [He pauses and scratches his ear with a paw. Stupid doggie instincts.] th3y better b alrijht b3cau$e...

[Irene's red ball bounces near him, his ears go up and he disappears from the view, trying to catch the ball. He's back a few minutes later, thanks to god for all the fur that hides his blush.]

I wan-t my b0dy back.

I fucking hate reptiles. Some of them are still in the laboratory and a snake was inside the exhaust pipe of my car. Watson had fun with them. And Lecter ate a lof of them too.

It's everybody alright and back to normal?

I need to get ready for the Kid's heist of tonight, thankfully it will be less stressing than the virus.

[ooc: Strikes  hackable if your chars if good with computers, Lecter is how he names the new tease Tyki gave him. It's bigger than the last, with white stripes on its wings and a pattern on its back that looks like a grinning skull]

I don't even...

[The camera turns on to show Irene, Hakuba's strange pet, looking up at something that's off screen. Just a piece of black clothing is seen near to Irene's little feet. The porvora blink and then looks back to the bed where Hakuba is sleeping on his stomach, death to the world.

The pink animal nods to whatever she's looking at and then goes near the bed and climbs it, sitting on Hakuba's back. He boy don't even notice the sudden weigh, Irene is trying to wake him up and making a sound like a 'chu chu', but nothing works. Frustrated, the porvora grabs and handful of blond hair and pulls it hard. Hakuba opens and eye with a yelp and it's going to protest when something caught his attention.

HOLY SHI...!!!

[A large black coffin and a gothic-dressed woman whit a big bow hiding her face comes to the view. The vid feed cuts off when Hakuba falls from the bed, still staring at Maria.]

Eris, being the nice goddess she is, informed me with a shameless amount of detail that
you two had fun the other day.

Care to explain me about that kiss?

You know it will be more easy if you take the clothes off...

[Kanda’s voice is heard in the background; he doesn't sound pleased]. Don’t give me that look, this is not my fault, and you will feel way much better once I’m done.

[Some growling can be heard]

Yes, I've done that before, I’m practically an expert, now come here, Kanda.

[The sound of something splashing]

Ugh, be careful, I like that shirt.

Gu3ss that Cortian wus rightg..the villagess ar far more behthter than his home...fuck that washh sxcary to hell. Sho much blood uugh....bad thouhg bad thouggh...

Dabidd i forgt ta sk Cori afbout the librarrlysry..lisbrasl..laybrayere..

[Change to voice post. His english accent when he talks japanese is more heavy now]

...Libralry.

Gotta have to ash him the nex time.

We are back from Merry Widow. Alize is malnourished  Baaya and I are already cooking for her ,  she feels a bit sick and it's really quiet, but more or less fine. On the bright side, She can just get better. Haruhi got injured by Alize lashing out too, but she will be fine.

And seriously, I’m off for a few days and Heiji got lost, Kuroba goes nuts and Aoko is living with a purple cat like animal?

...Did I miss something else? An alien invasion? Haibara being nice?

Watson when out of my sight when we were on widows kiss, and now she’s working on a nest. Uhm...

[Locked to Kid]

We need to talk.

I...I didn't mean..I ..don't...Akako I...


......oh my..Zechs and Tyki....

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...fuck it, I'm too sober for this.