[Accidental voice post]

[clockmaster]

[Sounds of a door closing and Hakuba's voice]

"Tadaima."

[A silence follows as he's waiting for someone to reply 'okaeri' but nothing happens. Sounds of an small animal running]

"Chu! Chu!"
"Hey, Irene. You're all alone at home?"
"Chu, chu, chu~"
"I see."

[Footsteps and another door opening. Long pause]

"Akako... my love... what are you... uh, doing?"

[Akako's voice, purposely sweet and seductive, as only she can do]

"Waiting for you to get home, of course~"
"In... that outfit?"
"I could take it off, if you please~"

[Sound bags hitting the floor, quick footsteps crossing, and the rustling of clothes as he picks her up and kisses her vigorously. Some moans follow before the recording cuts out]

Comments

1/4

[stripping.livejournal.com]

2/4

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3/4

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4/4

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Turn off your microphone!

Re: 4/4

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

...too late, but thanks.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I think I'm traumatized for life.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Oh please. Grow up.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You were doing - that!

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

So do most adults.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Not when I can hear!

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Oh please, it is not as if we posted it on purpose.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I hardly see how that matters.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

How does it not matter?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Regardless of whether you intended for me to hear or not, I heard! The damage has already been done!

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

The damage done is hardly my problem.

Grow up.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

This conversation was not with you in the first place.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

It involved me.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

But you could have refrained from involving yourself further.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Ey I'm not that bad at...

It wasn't on purpose!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I know that! But it's still...!

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

It's humilliating and shameful, I know.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I was going to say that it was very embarrassing for me as a listener... And instilled thoughts that no monk should have.