[Accidental voice post]

[clockmaster]

[Sounds of a door closing and Hakuba's voice]

"Tadaima."

[A silence follows as he's waiting for someone to reply 'okaeri' but nothing happens. Sounds of an small animal running]

"Chu! Chu!"
"Hey, Irene. You're all alone at home?"
"Chu, chu, chu~"
"I see."

[Footsteps and another door opening. Long pause]

"Akako... my love... what are you... uh, doing?"

[Akako's voice, purposely sweet and seductive, as only she can do]

"Waiting for you to get home, of course~"
"In... that outfit?"
"I could take it off, if you please~"

[Sound bags hitting the floor, quick footsteps crossing, and the rustling of clothes as he picks her up and kisses her vigorously. Some moans follow before the recording cuts out]

Comments

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Please Kuroba, that's so childish...

Willomina is also different and unique, but still ugly.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

So was I.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I hope you won't be including me on that list.

That's a plea, not sarcasm.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It was a sarcastic comment. I really don't see how it can be interpreted any other way.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

You're really bad at sarcasm, no wonders Rufus mock you that much.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You're just bad at reading it.

[pandorabox]

You suggested it.

Raymonde isn't ugly!

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Must be that.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Mm-hm.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I was being sarcastic.

[an scoff]

[pandorabox]

I'm aware. I was ignoring your sarcasm.

It isn't. You're just a prick.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Sure you are.

And it's not.

Re: [Locked | Unhackable]

[thricedeadwind.livejournal.com]

... I realize fully what it also signifies.

Regardless of such sentiments, however, I realize how unfavorably the Duke would look upon it.

[pandorabox]

You are too a prick.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

And you have the manners of a brick.

[pandorabox]

... was the rhyme done on purpose?

Re: [Locked | Unhackable]

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Good.

Let's hope that it will not happen then.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

No, but know I realize that it's quite fitting.

[pandorabox]

You're an idiot.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

took one to know one, Kuroba.

[pandorabox]

At least you aren't denying it.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

You either.

I'm just playing to your level.

[pandorabox]

You're just trying to annoy me. Again.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I'm successful?

[pandorabox]

Nope.