[Accidental voice post]

[clockmaster]

[Sounds of a door closing and Hakuba's voice]

"Tadaima."

[A silence follows as he's waiting for someone to reply 'okaeri' but nothing happens. Sounds of an small animal running]

"Chu! Chu!"
"Hey, Irene. You're all alone at home?"
"Chu, chu, chu~"
"I see."

[Footsteps and another door opening. Long pause]

"Akako... my love... what are you... uh, doing?"

[Akako's voice, purposely sweet and seductive, as only she can do]

"Waiting for you to get home, of course~"
"In... that outfit?"
"I could take it off, if you please~"

[Sound bags hitting the floor, quick footsteps crossing, and the rustling of clothes as he picks her up and kisses her vigorously. Some moans follow before the recording cuts out]

Comments

[pandorabox]

If that's what it takes!

Irene is plain and boring. Raymonde is different and unique!

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Please Kuroba, that's so childish...

Willomina is also different and unique, but still ugly.

[pandorabox]

You suggested it.

Raymonde isn't ugly!

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I was being sarcastic.

[an scoff]

[pandorabox]

I'm aware. I was ignoring your sarcasm.

It isn't. You're just a prick.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Sure you are.

And it's not.

[pandorabox]

You are too a prick.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

And you have the manners of a brick.

[pandorabox]

... was the rhyme done on purpose?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

No, but know I realize that it's quite fitting.

[pandorabox]

You're an idiot.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

took one to know one, Kuroba.

[pandorabox]

At least you aren't denying it.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

You either.

I'm just playing to your level.

[pandorabox]

You're just trying to annoy me. Again.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I'm successful?

[pandorabox]

Nope.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I will try harder.

[pandorabox]

I have silly string.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I have pepper spray.

[pandorabox]

... silly string is better.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Depends. Ever tried to stop a rapist with a illy string? It doesn't have the same effect.

[pandorabox]

I would ask when you had to stop a rapist, but you're a detective so that would be pointless.

1/2

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

.......

Re:2/2

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to talk about that.