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Guess that Mr. Van Shrike was right and I will end finding lost cats as well. ~~Not a word, Perry.~~

So..there was this little pal on the alley next to the police station, and I know that he been there for a few days. I think that he's too small to be on his own, even if I saw him growling to a bigger dog who was annoying a kid and well...I took him to the vet and he said that he's just fine, even if he has only one eye left, and now that he had all his puppy shots and it's vaccinated so..

..you wanted a pet, Hattori?

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They're probably rushing to find someone. Too bad Brad Pitt's already working on something. Writing me in as a sidekick would probably bump up the rating.

Tsh, Bratt Pitt it's too old to be me, and remember that I'm half japanese. That's not necessary a bad thing.

Good, he can play me then. It's bad if you ever wanted kids to see it.

Ok then, you will be Bratt Pitt...And no, not really. It's it about my cases it would involve a bit too much violence.

I think there's a shortage of attractive half Japanese actors, you may have to settle for someone who looks nothing like you. Rescuing puppies involves too much violence?

Are you calling em attractive? why Mr. Van Shrike, I'm flattered. If that's the case I think that Mitch Hewer (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&ei=yKCRSYuMDsasjAfj-dm0Cg&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=mitch+hewer&spell=1) will work.

Depends on the day...yes, quite much.

You should be. That is an excellent choice of actor.

Animal control never seems to have a problem.

Thanks then. I think it is...but now that I think of it, maybe Pitt is not enough for you...you need someone with more class... like Val Kilmer. He has a nice, strong chin.

One day I will tell you about my 'pets'.

Who?

As long as they aren't things that will make me question reality more.

[ooc: couldn't help me XD]

And American actor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/)from Los Angeles, he even played batman in one of his movies.

....

...maybe it's better if I don't talk about them.

What the fuck? That's...incredibly disturbing.

Leaving me some shred of sanity, how very kind of you.

I saw worse things. You will see them too if you stay here for long, Perry.

I will tell you when you're ready~

I imagine, but that doesn't make it any less fucking weird. Between this and Tony Stark looking like Harry, I'm thinking the universe is running out of ideas for people.

Oh good.

This place connect worlds, maybe you and I exist in another of this parallel universes. Who's Harry? The universe is mad.

That's a possibility. Though if I dwell on it for too long my head might implode.

Harry's the idiot magician I told you about. He's my business partner.

That would be so messy...

Oh, him. And he looks like Mr. Stark....I'm even more sorry for you now.

It'll have to wait until my maid's back, at the very least.

Minus the beard and half a finger and Stark could be his twin. Should I ask why?

That's very considerate form you.

I was just joking, Mr. Stark is all sort of special..er..half finger,really? Tell him that biting his nails is a really bad habit.

Persian rugs cost a lot, I'd hate to stain mine.

Special usually means bad. I'll be sure to do that.

Finally a man with good taste.

Oh, you caught me. What happened to his finger? I'm curious now.

I certainly like to think so.

Somehow a door cut off his finger, I'm not sure how he managed that, and then a dog ate it.

Yes, but people like you and me are rare.

.......

That's why the world is a hellhole.

Honestly. You can't make shit like that up.

Not always but..yeah, sadly. Gotta have to change that.

No, one probably can't. Please, remember me why are you two together?

I'd be content with convincing people not to wear sneakers with suits.

I ask myself that everyday. I must be a fucking saint.