[Have a very, very drunk detective courtesy of Corinthian~]

[clockmaster]

Gu3ss that Cortian wus rightg..the villagess ar far more behthter than his home...fuck that washh sxcary to hell. Sho much blood uugh....bad thouhg bad thouggh...

Dabidd i forgt ta sk Cori afbout the librarrlysry..lisbrasl..laybrayere..

[Change to voice post. His english accent when he talks japanese is more heavy now]

...Libralry.

Gotta have to ash him the nex time.

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[voice]

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't say anything for a few moments, but when he does it's slightly bemused]

....yeah, I don't think we're going to be doing this again anytime soon.

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[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Corrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......hi.

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[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

Hi.

From now on you only get one drink. One. Alright?

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[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

awriiight...Uhm..what wasz that lasth think we had?

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[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

Red Stripe. Too much for you, apparently.

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[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Ishh not dat. Beer are just not my fvurite drinkk.

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[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

....tell me these things next time, kid. I'd've gotten you something else.

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[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Well you was sho nice..payign and all..

I would hadd...have.-had..at..drank! .wwhatever you got me.

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[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

....
Well. At least now I know not to let you have anymore alcohol.

Ready to go home?

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[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Idon'tgetityoudrankthesameihadyourenotfeelignstrasghe??

Uhm...I dont' thinkt ha ti should drivfe like that...wait..did I use the car to come here on the frish place?

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[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

Naturally high tolerance. It takes a bit more to put me out of it.

I picked you up. I think we both decided the car would be a bad idea.

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[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Sho lucky...

awrite...thanks..uhm...yeah very bad idea. I need to drif,.drov..,drive at 200 miles..or 2000.. can't remember....

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[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

I guess.

And this is exactly why we left it. ....what did David say about the library?

Sorry for this. K-kasumi is annoyed! D:

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Are you Cori, sir?

No worries! Hahah, uh-oh, is Cori getting lectured? XD

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

Corinthian, actually. Can I help you?

Goodness yes! XD As soon as she makes sure Hakuba is safe with him.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Hello, sir. You are taking Hakuba-san home, are you not?

She's so sweet~ X3

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

I am, once I'm sure he won't throw up along the way.

Oh, definitely~ Thanks! XD

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

I see. Thank you, then.

How many bottles did Hakuba-san consume, if I may ask?

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

Ah....three or so? That's about where I cut him off.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Then would you mind telling me how he has become this drunk?

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

Because he apparently has all the alcohol tolerance of a five year old.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

That may be very well, but I do believe you should have taken away the bottles when he was tipsy.

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

I took them away before he got far enough to pass out. Does that count for anything?

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Not as he is nearly incapacitated at the moment. Do be sure to moderate his intake next time.

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

....sure.