[Have a very, very drunk detective courtesy of Corinthian~]

[clockmaster]

Gu3ss that Cortian wus rightg..the villagess ar far more behthter than his home...fuck that washh sxcary to hell. Sho much blood uugh....bad thouhg bad thouggh...

Dabidd i forgt ta sk Cori afbout the librarrlysry..lisbrasl..laybrayere..

[Change to voice post. His english accent when he talks japanese is more heavy now]

...Libralry.

Gotta have to ash him the nex time.

Comments

Sorry for this. K-kasumi is annoyed! D:

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Are you Cori, sir?

No worries! Hahah, uh-oh, is Cori getting lectured? XD

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

Corinthian, actually. Can I help you?

Goodness yes! XD As soon as she makes sure Hakuba is safe with him.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Hello, sir. You are taking Hakuba-san home, are you not?

She's so sweet~ X3

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

I am, once I'm sure he won't throw up along the way.

Oh, definitely~ Thanks! XD

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

I see. Thank you, then.

How many bottles did Hakuba-san consume, if I may ask?

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

Ah....three or so? That's about where I cut him off.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Then would you mind telling me how he has become this drunk?

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

Because he apparently has all the alcohol tolerance of a five year old.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

That may be very well, but I do believe you should have taken away the bottles when he was tipsy.

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

I took them away before he got far enough to pass out. Does that count for anything?

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Not as he is nearly incapacitated at the moment. Do be sure to moderate his intake next time.

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

....sure.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Have a nice day, sir. I hope you enjoyed yourself as well.