[Accidental video post] Because somone needed to do it

[clockmaster]

[Hakuba is in his desk, reading and trying his best to ignore his opposite. The mentioned twin is sitting in the bed, holding a pillow with the ShinRa logo and looking bored as hell. Out of the blue he says:]

Why don't we make out?

[Very slowly, Hakuba turns to face him, eyes wide.]  Wha...we are not Henry DeTamble.

And? It's not technically cheating. Maybe it counts as masturbation...I wonder what Dr. Freud would think.

[The video is cut before Hakuba 's reply is hear but by the look on his face you can imagine that it's not a nice one.]

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You want to come visit? I don't see any reason not to visit a friend.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Aren't you glad I'm around to think of things for you?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I don't like Hattori and god knows where he is.

No. Moriarty can always kill him..but he is conflicted because he's programed to protect me and this thing looks like me.

I hate you, pig headed.

[grey_grief]

God can keep him as far as I'm concerned.

Laws of Robotics kicking us in the rear again. Well, that's what I'm here for at least.

And I hate you too, so I believe we're even on that front, don't you?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

No Issei, he better stay here until he disappears.

But I want to go out. Ey we can have a threesome.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm not having sex with you.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

No, not really.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

You are a pervert.

Wanna join us Kaito? The thief and the detective, I'm sure your fangirls will love it.

[pandorabox]

...............................

No. No, not just no. Hell no.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

You can wear the white suit if you want, it's kind of hot.

WOULD YOU SHUT UP!

[pandorabox]

oipajspdofjiasdajdsipfj Why the hell would I--?! I'm not even Kaitou Kid, you idiot!

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Fine.

You can have sex with him and I will watch.

NO ONE IS HAVING SEX WITH NO ONE!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

The only person I'm sleeping with is Haruto!

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I know you are. And even if you aren't you look enough like him to look hot as him in a white suit.

Ok, I will kill you now....

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

It will still be messy.

[Twin Hakuba will just...stick out his tongue at you, that's mature yes.]

[pandorabox]

[Kaito just buries his face in his hands while his opposite pats his shoulder]

... you have quite the eclectic mixture of friends, Kuroba. Are they all so very blunt about their... ah, sexual exploits like this?

[Voice forever]

[grey_grief]

I'm on my way.

[grey_grief]

Generally execution style shots are fairly... well, not bloodless, but not as bloody as a gut shot or a point blank to the heart.

[And she's ignoring you now twin]

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

For now.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

[Hakuba opposite giggles. Yes, GIGGLES.]

Re: [Voice forever]

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

Can you really hurt your lovely unharmed cousin?

[pandorabox]

Either they're brutally honest, or violent. I'm beginning to wonder about your associations with other people--

Just... just shut up. Please.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

For always! Until we break apart, if we ever do.

[Voice forever]

[grey_grief]

You're welcome.

[to the twin] Easily. Had no qualms pulling a gun on him during his drunken exploits with that high school virus, I have no qualms pulling the trigger on a clearly fake version of him. [Also... you can hear her slipping rounds into the chamber]

[Voice forever]

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Good because I have no remorse in killing you either.

Ey the High school virus was not my fault...